Devoid Deck

On Cristiano Ronaldo

2009-01-10T14:40:00.004+08:00

Well, you know that the golden boy of English football is really made of gold when he walks away unharmed after totally wrecking his Ferrari in a crash. How bad is it? The pic says it all. Normal human beings would never survive a crash like that.

Zhang Zhiyi Topless Photos

2009-01-07T17:22:00.005+08:00

Check out the Angmoh sniffing her ass... LOL! Her fiance's name is Vivo Nevo, and that proves another thing, if you're rich, you can get away with having such a ridiculous name. More funny pictures of the poor bitch here.

The moral of this story : Don't make mountains out of Ms Zhang's mole hills.

2009

2009-01-01T16:33:00.003+08:00

Well, goodbye 2008, and welcome 2009, let's hope it'll be a better year for everyone. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAT AH!

And...

2008-11-05T12:58:00.001+08:00

Obama wins! Let's see what this new guy can do.

Hats Off...

2008-11-04T20:57:00.002+08:00

To the trio and their 2 canines who live on the 22nd storey of my block. You waltz into the lift while I held the doors open and continued to bitch about some bouncer at Zouk who doesn't like girls wearing leggings. And the stupid guy with the pink leash couldn't even control his mutt. And when its time to get out of the lift, you sauntered off like it was expected of me to hold the lift doors open again for you. And not even one "thank you" escaped from your three maws.

My advice to you: Continue keeping dogs, I'd hate to see you breed. And oh yah, next time we share a lift and your mutt comes near my subway sub again, I'm gonna kick it in the nether regions. And I hope the lift doors clamp your ugly mongrels some day.

TEMPUS!

You Know You've Made It.....

2008-11-03T13:15:00.002+08:00

When you drive a continental car, and you park it along the road by the school (Haixing Secondary), on a week day, around noon, to pick up your pampered-rotten kids who are too good for public transport. Maybe your spawnlings don't like getting their brand new shoes dirty walking to the bus stop that is just a stone's throw away from the school gates. You simply do not care that your cars are causing an inconvenience to the other human beings who are trying to make an honest days wage, that you are obstructing the general flow of traffic, just so you can pick up your damned brood. Wake up your mother fucking ideas, assholes, because of you, I got home later by 20 minutes. 20 WHOLE MINUTES. If you jam up that place again, I'm obliged, as a good citizen of my beloved country to report all of you. A quick call to our elite traffic enforcers will definitely solve the problem, hell, it'll fatten their year end bonus too.

Hi Again!

2008-08-22T01:49:00.002+08:00

Well, I've been quite busy with sumthin lately. And I lost a few hundred ringgit at Genting Highlands. FUCK! Oh well. Am looking forward to February, when I'll be heading off to Bangkok again. Might plan to go somewhere this December, we'll see how it goes. I need to buy more toys, games and probably the elusive PS3. Why won't Sony just give me one! Oh yeah, cuz nobody reads my blog... Fucking wankers.

Banboonbhali

2008-06-19T02:00:00.002+08:00

Its a little resort style hotel situated at the outskirts of Bangkok. I had a pleasant stay there, although I slept alone for 3 whole frickin nights. Must commend myself for being so well behaved. HA! might upload some pictures of the place if time permits. Anyway, we went to Chutuchuk, the weekend market. It wasn't sweltering hot as usual, because it practically rained almost everyday when we were there. The things are really cheap and can be a whole lot cheaper if you know how to bargain. We also went to Mah Boon Krong Centre (MBK), and went to pray at the Brahma shrine thats located right smack in the middle of the shopping area. One incident that happened while we were shopping at MBK, we were busy darting from shop to shop when we heard some commotion and the gold shoppes started closing one by one. Turned out that a fight, a royal rumble of sorts, involving 200 over students had erupted somewhere in the building. Nice. Oh, in Bangkok, always get a cab that goes by meter, don't just settle for any price quoted by dishonest taxi drivers. Its always cheaper to travel by meter, even if you have to pay toll 2 or 3 times. Will be looking forward to planning a next trip to BKK and staying at Banboonbhali... cuz there's this cute girl I wanna get to know! ;-)

Movies

2008-06-10T23:16:00.004+08:00

The Hulk 2, I hope it doesn't disappoint like the first one. Lee Ang killed the first one. This time round, Edward Norton is Bruce Banner, fugitive from the US government. Liv Tyler's in this too, as Betty Ross. That's another reason to watch this movie, even if it does suck.

Everyone's favourite American Psycho, Christian bale, returns as Batman AKA Bruce Wayne.This time, his arch nemesis is The Joker ( the late Heath Ledger ). They fight, Batman kicks Joker's ass. The End. What would be really interesting would be the gadgets. It ain't no Batman movie if it doesn't feature Batman's latest toys. Same applies for any other 007 film.

Can't wait to catch em (all).

Stuff

2008-05-18T12:45:00.002+08:00

Well, in this installation, we review the fucking awesome wolf T-shirt and a speedboat ( nude caucasian lesbos included ). 2 must have items for the modern day male! Imagine driving that boat in the T-shirt! Beat that!

One Word...

2008-05-10T20:07:00.002+08:00

ZENG!

The Olympics!

2008-05-06T16:26:00.003+08:00

Gotta love these photos from FHM, the Olympic spirit hath never been so strong in this one. More photos here!

Links

2008-04-30T01:34:00.002+08:00

http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=206860

Miley Cyrus

2008-04-30T01:27:00.003+08:00

Daughter of Billy "Achey Breaky Heart" Ray Cyrus.

Can we say HOT?

Can we also say jailbait? She's only 15!

Woah, Where've I Been?

2008-04-30T00:09:00.002+08:00

Well, its been like months sine I updated this place. Haven't been entirely busy or anything, and its not that there's nothing to rant about. Much has happened over the past months, stuff worth blogging about, but nothing worth sharing.

My Hong Kong trip in December with the family was kind of a shopping spree. The food's great, the weather too. We went to most of the popular places, and the most unforgettable of all was The Peak. Correction: The most unforgettable thing was the taxi ride down from the Peak. That was way, way better than the space mountain ride in Disneyland. At one point, the taxi literally flew, yeah, we were like 2 seconds in the air before the rollercoaster wannabe slammed right back onto mother Earth. 1 thing I cannot tahan about Hong Kong, is the people. They're just really rude, if a tourist were slightly above the law, I'd slap those rude mother fuckers senseless.

My Phuket trip in February was not so great, my money which I left in my bag got stolen at the airport. Must be those bag handlers, lowlife motherless scum of the earth. The angmohs outnumber the locals like 10:1. The first day on the beach, we saw like thousands of beached hairless apes on tanning chairs. Thousands. A sight to behold, some would say. I'd never had my eyes assaulted by so many pairs of titties, of various shapes and sizes, in my life. Anyway, the place gets even livelier after sunset, when all the katooeys come out and play. The funny thing is, most of them look better than real women. You gotta be wondering wtf the real women are doing wrong. One of the katooeys look like Elva Hsiao, yeah, "she" was hot, but she wouldn't let the crowd take her pictures. No, she wasn't some stuck up bitch, its just that you gotta pay her like 100 baht just to take her pic. I blame the bleddy angmohs fully for "spoiling the market" there. Really, they don't bargain, or maybe their primitive brains have yet to reached that stage... that or their fat wallets, overflowing with cash, permit them to buy stuff at the quoted price. Either way, they're well received over there, assisting in boosting the economy. Learn to bargain, bleddy angmohs!

I'm looking forward to my next trip, to Bangkok. Can't seem to get enough of Thailand, the people there are just so friendly. Well, you know what I mean.

Over and out.

Hi!

2008-01-03T03:07:00.000+08:00

Well, merry x'mas and a happy 2008 to everyone. I've been busy playing WoW and am lvl 68 now. And congrats to girly yeo who got married on the 1st Jan 2008. I wish him good luck, and welcome him to the club of the lifeless. Mwuahaha!

The one where...

2007-11-21T23:50:00.001+08:00

Odex fucks (itself) up. While flipping through the Straits Times, I came across this article that stated how Odex hired some american company to help track ISPs that download anime and sent them "notices" demanding some form of letter of repentence. And these ISPs included people from France, Good Ol' America and even people in Japan itself... I LOLed! It was quite an enjoyable read, I wonder how much money Odex spent tracking people around the world and sending them threats. Imagine, Odex vs. THE WORLD! My money's on the entire anime downloading population on Earth itself of course! Say no to shoddy products from Odex today!

Mousercise NSFW!

2007-11-16T01:32:00.001+08:00

Put some muzak (tetno highly recommended) on and move your mouse along to this page!

College Saga

2007-11-16T01:32:00.000+08:00

This is an excellent parody of one of my favourite RPGs of all time - Dragon Quest. Watch the other episodes too and there's also a bloopers reel. These guys are great!

Happy Halloween!

2007-10-31T01:09:00.000+08:00

Check out these vintage costumes. Halloween used to be a day where everybody would dress up in costumes and went around trick or treating, but now, kids dress up in costumes every other day and have fun in the name of cosplay.

TDMOTR

2007-10-31T00:55:00.000+08:00

Can't get enough of LOTR spoofs. This one's pretty good too, The DM of the Rings. Its LOTR but only in D & D format... It'll be funny to those who have played Dungeon's and Dragons, yeah the character sheet and dice kind, with the Dungeon master and everything. And is Peter Jackson gonna make a movie of The Hobbit anytime soon???

The DM of the Rings by Shamus Young. Enjoy.

Pic of the Day

2007-10-11T03:03:00.000+08:00

More here.

My Neighbour the Assclown...

2007-10-11T02:02:00.000+08:00

has added another member to his household. A noisy little critter that cries all night and he has enlisted the help of hie parents ( in laws?) to take care of him. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind that the arrogant rodent faced assclown procreating/reproducing at such a fast rate, its the things his helpers are doing that's getting on my nerves... and it takes alot to get on my nerves, trust me.

The older puahbyes are making full use of the tiny space in front of their rat lair, that tiny space we all come to know as the common corridor. Apparently the drying space provided by HDB isn't enough for their immaculate collection of clothes and these older assclowns have no choice but to put these metal frames outside, on the corridor, taking up almost half of it, to hang their clothes. But that's not what that's bothering me, no.

They've decided that their kitchen isn't big enough and hence put one of those old charcoal stoves on the walkway, which they think they fully own, which I know they do not, and cook soup there. That's pretty much fucking abuse of common property. I know the mama-rodent ~~factory~~ needs nutrients from soup boiled for hours on charcoal stoves, but can't they fucking do it in their home and not at someplace where kids and old people need to walk past? WTF, do they think they still live in the kampong?? I have the right mind to call the police on them the next time I fucking see them do it, and hopefully their flat will be confiscated and they'd be forced to move to where they belong - the kampong! I probably should just take a picture and send it to Stomp! just for ~~fuck's~~ memory's sake.

With any luck, their laundry will catch fire from the stove and burn only their unit and not the whole block down.

Pics soon? We'll see.

C'est La Vie!

2007-10-08T23:36:00.000+08:00

I work for a bunch of thieving asshats who steal your lunch when you are working your ass off some place else. Anyhow, fuck them, my vacation is just around the corner. A few days off of this rotten island and away from the rat race might do me some good.

When you start thinking life is good, it shows you otherwise. Tests show that I might have high blood pressure, but somehow, I'm not worried. The parents are though. Life is still good aside from the dizzy spells.

Funny Military Pictures

2007-09-26T22:37:00.000+08:00

Hogwarts School of Military Defence

"Please don't miss!"

A coupla of my favourites. More here! And ever wondered why Israel has such a strong army? Like girls in military uniform? Then check out the pics below. Makes any hot blooded young israeli guy/lesbo wanna run away from home and join the army! More here!

I wonder if there are babes like these in our army.

Of course, Captain Ouyang here doesn't count.