On Cristiano Ronaldo

Well, you know that the golden boy of English football is really made of gold when he walks away unharmed after totally wrecking his Ferrari in a crash. How bad is it? The pic says it all. Normal human beings would never survive a crash like that.

Zhang Zhiyi Topless Photos

Check out the Angmoh sniffing her ass... LOL! Her fiance's name is Vivo Nevo, and that proves another thing, if you're rich, you can get away with having such a ridiculous name. More funny pictures of the poor bitch here.

The moral of this story : Don't make mountains out of Ms Zhang's mole hills.

2009

Well, goodbye 2008, and welcome 2009, let's hope it'll be a better year for everyone. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAT AH!

And...

Obama wins! Let's see what this new guy can do.

Hats Off...

To the trio and their 2 canines who live on the 22nd storey of my block. You waltz into the lift while I held the doors open and continued to bitch about some bouncer at Zouk who doesn't like girls wearing leggings. And the stupid guy with the pink leash couldn't even control his mutt. And when its time to get out of the lift, you sauntered off like it was expected of me to hold the lift doors open again for you. And not even one "thank you" escaped from your three maws.

My advice to you: Continue keeping dogs, I'd hate to see you breed. And oh yah, next time we share a lift and your mutt comes near my subway sub again, I'm gonna kick it in the nether regions. And I hope the lift doors clamp your ugly mongrels some day.

TEMPUS!

You Know You've Made It.....

When you drive a continental car, and you park it along the road by the school (Haixing Secondary), on a week day, around noon, to pick up your pampered-rotten kids who are too good for public transport. Maybe your spawnlings don't like getting their brand new shoes dirty walking to the bus stop that is just a stone's throw away from the school gates. You simply do not care that your cars are causing an inconvenience to the other human beings who are trying to make an honest days wage, that you are obstructing the general flow of traffic, just so you can pick up your damned brood. Wake up your mother fucking ideas, assholes, because of you, I got home later by 20 minutes. 20 WHOLE MINUTES. If you jam up that place again, I'm obliged, as a good citizen of my beloved country to report all of you. A quick call to our elite traffic enforcers will definitely solve the problem, hell, it'll fatten their year end bonus too.

Hi Again!

Well, I've been quite busy with sumthin lately. And I lost a few hundred ringgit at Genting Highlands. FUCK! Oh well. Am looking forward to February, when I'll be heading off to Bangkok again. Might plan to go somewhere this December, we'll see how it goes. I need to buy more toys, games and probably the elusive PS3. Why won't Sony just give me one! Oh yeah, cuz nobody reads my blog... Fucking wankers.